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Please, put me out of my Missouri
Please, put me out of my Missouri
New Jersey is for Dirty Sluts!
New Jersey is for Dirty Sluts!
Florida: Where America goes to die!
Florida: Where America goes to die!
Wisconsin: Not so boring if you're drunk.
Wisconsin: Not so boring if you're drunk.
Come to Iowa, and lose your will to live!
Come to Iowa, and lose your will to live!
Massachusetts: Who fahted?
Massachusetts: Who fahted?
Georgia: Squeeze my peaches!
Georgia: Squeeze my peaches!
My Virginia is itchy.
My Virginia is itchy.
West Virginia: Life is full of decisions...
West Virginia: Life is full of decisions...
I'm from South Carolina, and I own a shirt!
I'm from South Carolina, and I own a shirt!
Colorado: This nipple is Aspen
Colorado: This nipple is Aspen
Delaware: 2,490 sq. miles. Suck it, Rhode Island.
Delaware: 2,490 sq. miles. Suck it, Rhode Island.
Utah: 73% Mormon, 100% Sexy
Utah: 73% Mormon, 100% Sexy
Behold, my huge, throbbing, Oregon
Behold, my huge, throbbing, Oregon
Tennessee: Don't make me take off my Bible Belt.
Tennessee: Don't make me take off my Bible Belt.
Michigan: The hideous growth on the forehead of America
Michigan: The hideous growth on the forehead of America.
Illinois: Menage a trois!
Illinois: Menage a trois!
New Hampshire: Think this is bad? You should see Old Hampshire.
New Hampshire: Think this is bad? You should see Old Hampshire.
Alaska: Masturbation Capital of the World
Alaska: Masturbation Capital of the World!
Idaho: Hi there! Want a potato? Wait. Stop. Where are you going?
Idaho: Hi there! Want a potato? Wait. Stop. Where are you going?
I'm not gay. I'm just from North Carolina
I'm not gay. I'm just from North Carolina
I messed with Texas, and now I have a rash
I messed with Texas, and now I have a rash
I'm from Mississippi. Can you please read my shirt to me?
I'm from Mississippi. Can you please read my shirt to me?
Wyoming. Or just a rectangle? Who gives a crap?
Wyoming. Or just a rectangle? Who gives a crap?
Hawaii: Wawau malihini (Fuck you, tourist)
Hawaii: Wawau malihini (Fuck you, tourist)
Ohio: Sorry about the smell. We're working on it.
Ohio: Sorry about the smell. We're working on it.
Nebraska: Life is full of decisions...
Nebraska: Life is full of decisions...
Oklahoma: OK *unless you're gay
Oklahoma: OK *unless you're gay
Things look BIGGER in Rhode Island
Things look BIGGER in Rhode Island
Pennsylvania: Amish girls do it Manually
Pennsylvania: Amish girls do it Manually
Maine: If anyone askes, we're part of Canada.
Maine: If anyone askes, we're part of Canada.
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