teetastic! ~ funny t-shirts for grown-ups
home of tees across america and jesús is my poolboy |
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 Please, put me out of my Missouri |
 New Jersey is for Dirty Sluts! |
 Florida: Where America goes to die! |
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 Wisconsin: Not so boring if you're drunk. |
 Come to Iowa, and lose your will to live! |
 Massachusetts: Who fahted? |
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 Georgia: Squeeze my peaches! |
 My Virginia is itchy. |

Jesús is my Poolboy |
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 West Virginia: Life is full of decisions... |
 I'm from South Carolina, and I own a shirt! |
 Save a Whore: Reverse Cowgirl |
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 Colorado: This nipple is Aspen |
 Delaware: 2,490 sq. miles. Suck it, Rhode Island. |
 Utah: 73% Mormon, 100% Sexy |
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 Behold, my huge, throbbing, Oregon |
 Tennessee: Don't make me take off my Bible Belt. |
 Michigan: The hideous growth on the forehead of America. |
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 Alabama: Niggers is people too! |
 Illinois: Menage a trois! |
 New Hampshire: Think this is bad? You should see Old Hampshire. |
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 Alaska: Masturbation Capital of the World! |
 Idaho: Hi there! Want a potato? Wait. Stop. Where are you going? |
 I'm not gay. I'm just from North Carolina |
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 I messed with Texas, and now I have a rash |
 I'm from Mississippi. Can you please read my shirt to me? |
 Wyoming. Or just a rectangle? Who gives a crap? |
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 Hawaii: Wawau malihini (Fuck you, tourist) |
 Montana: Now with black people! |
 Ohio: Sorry about the smell. We're working on it. |
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 Nebraska: Life is full of decisions... |
 Nevada: Whoreific! |
 Oklahoma: OK *unless you're gay |
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 Things look BIGGER in Rhode Island |
 Kansas: It's flat, but it gives good head. |
 Pennsylvania: Amish girls do it Manually |
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New Mexico: Not as fun as real Mexico, but at least we use deodorant. |
 Maine: If anyone askes, we're part of Canada. |
 California: Our governor can inappropriately fondle your governor |
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