teetastic! ~ funny t-shirts for grown-ups
home of tees across america and jesús is my poolboy |
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Please, put me out of my Missouri |
New Jersey is for Dirty Sluts! |
Florida: Where America goes to die! |
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Wisconsin: Not so boring if you're drunk. |
Come to Iowa, and lose your will to live! |
Massachusetts: Who fahted? |
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Georgia: Squeeze my peaches! |
My Virginia is itchy. |
Jesús is my Poolboy |
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West Virginia: Life is full of decisions... |
I'm from South Carolina, and I own a shirt! |
Save a Whore: Reverse Cowgirl |
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Colorado: This nipple is Aspen |
Delaware: 2,490 sq. miles. Suck it, Rhode Island. |
Utah: 73% Mormon, 100% Sexy |
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Behold, my huge, throbbing, Oregon |
Tennessee: Don't make me take off my Bible Belt. |
Michigan: The hideous growth on the forehead of America. |
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Alabama: Niggers is people too! |
Illinois: Menage a trois! |
New Hampshire: Think this is bad? You should see Old Hampshire. |
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Alaska: Masturbation Capital of the World! |
Idaho: Hi there! Want a potato? Wait. Stop. Where are you going? |
I'm not gay. I'm just from North Carolina |
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I messed with Texas, and now I have a rash |
I'm from Mississippi. Can you please read my shirt to me? |
Wyoming. Or just a rectangle? Who gives a crap? |
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Hawaii: Wawau malihini (Fuck you, tourist) |
Montana: Now with black people! |
Ohio: Sorry about the smell. We're working on it. |
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Nebraska: Life is full of decisions... |
Nevada: Whoreific! |
Oklahoma: OK *unless you're gay |
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Things look BIGGER in Rhode Island |
Kansas: It's flat, but it gives good head. |
Pennsylvania: Amish girls do it Manually |
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New Mexico: Not as fun as real Mexico, but at least we use deodorant. |
Maine: If anyone askes, we're part of Canada. |
California: Our governor can inappropriately fondle your governor |
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